What the fuck is this? Meanings and uses of the word fuck! Fuckin´cool!

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English Language is the word "FUCK." It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "FUCK" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a fuck) or passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck) ; or an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), and as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful): as you can see, there are very few words with the versitility of "FUCK."

Besides its sexual connotations this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

• Greetings ---- How the fuck are you?
• Fraud -------- I got fucked by the car dealer.
• Dismay ------- Oh, fuck it!
• Trouble ------ Hell, I guess I'm fucked now.
• Agression ---- Fuck You!
• Disgust ------ Fuck Me!
• Confusion ---- What the fuck ?
• Difficulity -- I don't understand this fucking business.
• Dispair ------ Fucked again.
• Philosophical Who gives a fuck.
• Incompetance - He fucks up everything.
• Displeasure -- What the fuck is going on here?
• Pleasure ----- OOOH FUCK!
• Lost --------- Where the fuck are we?
• Disbelief ---- Unfucking believable!
• Tough -------- Unfuckable!
• Retaliation -- Up your fucking ass!
• Thankful ----- Tell me anytime if you need my FUCK!

It can be used to tell time--It's five fucking thirty!
It can be used in an anatomical description-- He's a fucking asshole!
It can be used in business--How the fuck did I wind up with this fucking job?
It can be a prediction--Oh, will I get fucked!
It can be maternal--as in MotherFucker
It can be political--Fuck Bush
It can be nautical--Fuck the Admiral
It can open the door to wonderful relationships--Lets fuck
It can be used to enhance the meaning of a word-- Beautifuckingful

Also, the famous last words of the Mayor of Hiroshima

"What the fuck was that?"

And, last, but not least, the immortal words of the captain of the Titanic, who said,

"Where is all this fucking water coming from?"

The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say "FUCK"? Use it frequently in your speech and it will add to your fame and prestige.

FUCK YOU and have a nice day.

And to conclude, let´s just remember what FUCK really means...actually it´s not a bad word! 

‘Fuck’ originates from back in the day when Kings were in charge and had the power to do whatever they want. In order for couples to have a baby, they had to ask for permission from their King, if the King thought that it would be acceptable he would allow them to have sex only if they put a sign on their door that says FUCK. The letters stand for "Fornication Under Consent of the King".

So the next time you’re having sex, put a sign outside your door saying FUCK, this way if a king suddenly appears, you will be safer by being more legal than the people who are making love or just having sex, meaning you’ve saved yourself from decapitation.

How has ‘fuck’ became such a bad word over the years?
Why is the word used in other things that don’t even involve sex?
Next time you want to insult someone or something like that... say: "Excuse me; Get fornicated under consent of the king!"

(http://www.asandler.com/jokes/lists/fuck.shtml)

(http://www.thefactsite.com/2009/01/true-meaning-of-word-fuck.html)